Things Null Device will refrain from doing
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Record a song called “Replicant.”
Sample “Blade Runner” (I got that out of my system back in 1996)
a duet with Jewel
Lilith Fair
A Metallica tribute
Tour as part of Ringo’s All-Starr Band
Coin our own genre name
Write songs about how tough it was to grow up in the ghetto
Write songs about growing up without electricity in Alaska (see #3)
Tear up a picture of the pope on SNL
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